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Very Funny quotes are considered by many just another sort-of-funny-stuff-around. I could not disagree more! Certainly, many very funny quotes that do not really teach us anything, and have been designed for this - it's fun. But behind many of them very funny quotes found in the wisdom of age, and we really can learn a lot from Them, if we only we take time to think. Take a moment to watch, while some - and you'll understand my point. Live every day as if it was your last, because one day you're right. How many times have we heard? One? Ten? Raining? I would say it is closer to the truth. But what really learn from this phrase? Well, not much. We will continue to live as if we're going to live forever ... Life is divided into a horrible and miserable.
Woody Allen

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Well, I disagree. Life can be tough sometimes, but in general - we are solely responsible for its quality. We can make yourself happy - and we can make ourselves miserable, is basically everyone chooses for themselves. You see now? Also very funny quotes we may discuss and disagree on life! Life is not so bad, if you have a lot of luck, good physique, not too much imagination. Christopher Isherwoo Well, here I think it all up! Believe me, people, too much imagination can ruin everything. Been there, done. When you go to these ideas, it is very difficult to go back, so the basic idea is to just be thinking too much. And - the good doctor can be very useful sometimes with luck:) Here's another good in my opinion a very funny collection of quotes about life, you may consider, in particular: My advice to those who are about to begin, seriously, life, travel, must take their heart and the club.
Josh Billings

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Yes, it is also 100%. Alas, that good heart does not - we must have this club in the other hand, if we really want to succeed. Do not use too often, though - this is not a very good thing to do! Finally, my favorite quotes about life very funny - Live life to the max ... Think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert. Never give up something good in life. Miss dessert - and you'll never get anything. Makes you think about all the limits ... Maybe we really? After all. As they say - Do not take life too seriously Nobody gets out alive.

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Funny Birthday Quotes and Funny Birthday Pictures

Funny birthday quotes aren't hard to find these days, because when it comes to getting older, there's always something to joke about. Having a sense of humor about your age can help to make birthdays a little easier to stomach. For example, here are some funny birthday quotes spoken by well-known comedians and celebrities:

There is still no cure for the common birthday.



You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.


To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.


Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.


When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.


Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.


For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.


Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.


Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.


Age is a number and mine is unlisted.


A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.



Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.


Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
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After 30, a body has a mind of its own.


If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.


I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.


Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.


The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.


Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.


People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.


Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.


The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.


Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.


If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
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The Most Popular Funny Jokes

The Most Popular Funny Jokes :

One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

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Christmas Yard Decorations

Although it looks like a guy trying to commit suicide, this is actually a -very unusual- Christmas Yard Decorations. As soon as it was set some people tried to save him! The thing went too far when a 55 year old lady grabbed a ladder, put it against the house and almost killed herself climbing to the top just to realize that it was fake. So, only 2 days after it was set, the Christmas Yard Decorations had to be taken down.


Funny for some, tasteless for others, but definitely an original Christmas decoration.

I see why I didn't get my Christmas presents!

And speaking about Christmas spirit...

The sign says it all... (Taken by Sigre M.)

Nino Pizzeria's Christmas Decoration

No, it's not a horror movie scene. This decoration -outside the New York City residence of Joel Krupnik and Mildred Castellanos- is said to have been created to make a statement against the commercialization of the holiday.

Some reindeer love

This Christmas decoration is the result of a man's sudden inspiration. Kris Marshall was hauling a generator and a few strands of Christmas lights to his church in a $50 used truck. Suddenly, he came up with the idea of combining both and The Christmas Truck was born.

Oops! Seems like somebody ran over Santa.

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The Most Popular Funny Commercials

Motorola: Your Wife Called



Phone rings, and the guy picks up, its a woman dancing around and stripping. He quickly closes the phone and another guy walks in and says, "your wife called". HAHA.

Harley Davidson: Respect



The idea here is to respect guys that drive the Harley Davidson.

Godaddy: Car Wash



Candice Michelle washes a car.

Jeep: Bouncy and Fun



Just some girl driving a Jeep.

Satis-Fashion Footwear: Polishing Shoes



Woman mistakes guy for doing something else. The guy is only polishing his shoes with a brush.

Foreplay Beer: A Man's Favorite Tool



Woman is dissappointed when she finds a TV remote control under the bedsheet.

Godaddy Proceedings



Go Daddy commercial for the superbowl that didn't make the cut. "Secure her! She's having a wardrobe malfunction"

Banned Commercial Office XP



A guy is making out with a chick, but he can't unlock the bra because he is prompted for a password. "The unexpected experience"

Brusters Real Ice Cream



Guy tries to go see a topless chick, but it turns out not to be a topless trick.

Blaupunkt Audio



European audio commercial about a speaker system. The stuffed bunnies are jumping/humping to the music.

Choco, Party, Good Good - Japanese Commercial



This is hilarious. Shoot, if that candy makes chicks do that, I'll buy the company. The Xylophone in the background caters to kids while the bouncing boobs caters the the adults. What's she staring at on that last Choco? Can anyone translate the Japanese stuff?

Banned: Priceless Visa Commercial



whu really has a intercom on the door wit a house so basic like dat but it was funny nd ha daddy a purv!

Rejected Godaddy Commercial



Things get steamy in "Kissing Booth" when the Go Daddy girl and a dignified gentleman spend a little too much time face-to-face.

Funny Commercial for German Optics



German optics commercial. Oops, she chose the wrong stick.

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The Most Popular Funny Newspaper Clippings

Scrapping with Newspaper Clippings is a fun way to document milestones and accomplishments. The Newspaper Clippings can be incorporated into any type of scrapbook album. For documentation purposes and additional interest, be sure to include the banner including the name of the news publication, as well as the date section.














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